finger salad

Many times I've wondered....

How many is a peck. Cause Peter Piper picked it. I'm just saying is that alot? Does his back hurt? Why doesn't Petunia Piper send Paddy Piper to help? And being pickled are they then some type of wierd cucumber hybrid? On that note if Jack Sprat could eat no fat and his wife could eat no lean then are they at some strange rhyming standstill. Will the wife even cook the lean for Jack? Is her name Pat Sprat or some embarassing unrhyming name, that she can"t have publicised, lest it bring an an embarassment to the Sprat family? Like Belinda Sprat, or Hortense? Why is the black sheep singled out? Dosen't he/she have enough problems as it is? Or is it that the black sheeps wool is to damn good? If they know it's a black sheep doesn't that mean it indeed has wool? If 4 and 20 blackbirds were baked in a pie wouldn't they scream instead of sing? More so wouldn't their eyes have little black x's because they are dead and can't sing at all? How is it a dainty dish when there are dead birds in it? Also, kudos to that bird that got away and snipped off the nose of the maid in the garden, right? How fast can the bakers' man bake? My experience is if you tell someone to hurry they will not roll it, pat it, and mark it with any letter of the alphabet, just pee on it. Isn't that man from nantucket lonley by now? Because really, we all know his ear isn't a cunt.